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Introducing the JUSTIN BIEBER NEVER SAY NEVER TROPHY.

I’m not sure if ESPN is mandating the GMC Never Say Never Trophy, so this one will take its place in the meantime, and shall be awarded to the team that wins upon the slimmest of margins.

The trophies, so far:

Championship: THE RON SWANSON TROPHY OF EXCELLENCE
Most Points Scored For The Week: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho’s Team of the Week
Least Points Scored For The Week: Team of the Weak 
Worst Loss: Tiger Beatdown 
Team with the most sacks against: Flame Sacked 
Most Points Scored In A Loss: Hard Luck Loser 
Most Bench Points: Benchwarmer

To be created: Hat Trick Win (3 wins in a row), Hat Trick Loss (3 losses in a row)

Be sure to participate in the “TROPHIES” thread if you have any suggestions.

Anyone have a good Old Spice Terry Crews Flame Sax .GIF?

NEVER MIND, FOUND ONE.

Sam certainly benefitted from what I felt was a surprising performance by Tony Romo, as well as a focused Dez Bryant and a standard Ahmad Bradshaw performance. While early leads aren’t anything to bank on, 56 points spread between 3 players ain’t too shabby.

It’ll certainly be interesting to see how the rest of the week shapes up, but for now, Samantha is sitting on top.

Peter got some points from Eli Manning, and could have nabbed some more points if it weren’t for Victor Cruz’s first-half butterfingers, which also hurt Anna and Forrest’s Mockingjays.

Alex also benefitted with Dallas’s solid defense and DeMarco Murray’s ground game. Pete’s going to have to floop the pig early on to gain some ground this week.

Personally, I think the match of the week is Mike’s Wittens Inspired By Wittens versus reigning champ Chris’s No Use For a Nanee. While Chris drew a donut out of Felix Jones tonight, it’ll still be what I think would be an even match-up between the two.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

I Floop The Pig (Pete H) vs Gallifrey Time Lords (Alex)

RG3 Men and a Baby (Nate) vs The Mockingjays (Anna/Forrest)

The Fear Boners (Mike D) vs Legitimate Rape (Brett)

Wittens Inspired By Wittens (Mike L) vs No Use for a Nanee (Chris)

Farve Dollar Footlongs (Sam) vs Tebow-ne Steaks (Krista)

100mg of YEEEAAAHHH! (Clay) vs The Call of K’Freeman (Peter S)

Good Luck, Everyone!

Check out Mike’s post regarding a couple open spots in his auction league. You should totally get on this, if you can.

Here is the Draft Report Card according to ESPN. “I Floop The Pig” is looking pretty good if I do say so myself.

Divisional Deletion (POLL)

Hey guys, Brett (Lone Peyton Mall) submitted a motion to do away with the divisions. If you have an opinion on this, head over to the message boards and cast your vote and/or weigh in on this.

Happy drafting tomorrow. May the odds be ever in your favor.

(as determined by beer pong)

1. No Use For A Nanee
2. The Mockingjays
3. Farve Dollar Footlongs
4. Lone Peyton Mall
5. Wittens Inspired By Wittens
6. RG3 Men and a Baby
7. 100mg of YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!
8. Gallifrey Time Lords
9. Tebow-ne Steaks
10. I Floop The Pig
11. The Fear Boners
12. The Call of K’Freeman

Video to follow.

I feel that this is one of my most important feats as co-manager of the league. So I’m taking it really seriously. Here’s what I’m doing:

1. Get some Dixie cups.
2. Get some ping-pong balls.
3. Meet up with friends.
4. Start video recording of process for full disclosure. Single shot, if possible.
5. Write team names on the bottom of Dixie cups.
6. Randomize placement of said Dixie cups.
7. Play beer pong.
8. The first cup to get a ball in gets first pick.
9. The second cup to get a ball in gets second pick.
10. So on.
11. Voila, randomized fantasy football draft order.
12. Post video recording on the Internet.

I’m planning on this happening over the weekend.