Introducing the JUSTIN BIEBER NEVER SAY NEVER TROPHY.
I’m not sure if ESPN is mandating the GMC Never Say Never Trophy, so this one will take its place in the meantime, and shall be awarded to the team that wins upon the slimmest of margins.
The trophies, so far:
Championship: THE RON SWANSON TROPHY OF EXCELLENCE
Most Points Scored For The Week: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho’s Team of the Week
Least Points Scored For The Week: Team of the Weak
Worst Loss: Tiger Beatdown
Team with the most sacks against: Flame Sacked
Most Points Scored In A Loss: Hard Luck Loser
Most Bench Points: Benchwarmer
To be created: Hat Trick Win (3 wins in a row), Hat Trick Loss (3 losses in a row)
Be sure to participate in the “TROPHIES” thread if you have any suggestions.
Anyone have a good Old Spice Terry Crews Flame Sax .GIF?
NEVER MIND, FOUND ONE.
Sam certainly benefitted from what I felt was a surprising performance by Tony Romo, as well as a focused Dez Bryant and a standard Ahmad Bradshaw performance. While early leads aren’t anything to bank on, 56 points spread between 3 players ain’t too shabby.
It’ll certainly be interesting to see how the rest of the week shapes up, but for now, Samantha is sitting on top.
Peter got some points from Eli Manning, and could have nabbed some more points if it weren’t for Victor Cruz’s first-half butterfingers, which also hurt Anna and Forrest’s Mockingjays.
Alex also benefitted with Dallas’s solid defense and DeMarco Murray’s ground game. Pete’s going to have to floop the pig early on to gain some ground this week.
Personally, I think the match of the week is Mike’s Wittens Inspired By Wittens versus reigning champ Chris’s No Use For a Nanee. While Chris drew a donut out of Felix Jones tonight, it’ll still be what I think would be an even match-up between the two.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
I Floop The Pig (Pete H) vs Gallifrey Time Lords (Alex)
RG3 Men and a Baby (Nate) vs The Mockingjays (Anna/Forrest)
The Fear Boners (Mike D) vs Legitimate Rape (Brett)
Wittens Inspired By Wittens (Mike L) vs No Use for a Nanee (Chris)
Farve Dollar Footlongs (Sam) vs Tebow-ne Steaks (Krista)
100mg of YEEEAAAHHH! (Clay) vs The Call of K’Freeman (Peter S)
Good Luck, Everyone!